I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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