I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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