well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
