it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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