nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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