Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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