You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Mom said you looked used
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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