Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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