So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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