will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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