they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
