Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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