I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Randomize
