We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
