Its about making memories worth repressing
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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