Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
