Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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