Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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