Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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