This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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