i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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