Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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