Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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