This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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