we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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