my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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