I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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