Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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