clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
