I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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