When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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