So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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