I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am mentally ready for anal.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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