on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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