Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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