Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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