I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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