How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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