he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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