He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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