you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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