Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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