she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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