ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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