Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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