got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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