everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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