so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
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