I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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