THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This is the high leading the old right now
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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