Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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