she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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