Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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