2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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