i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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