You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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